In the deal, Lucas receives 40 million shares of Disney stock which he plans to convert into Republic Credits (obviously no good on Tatooine). Lucas says he will retire after the deal, despite Disney's intent to offer him a job as a creative consultant, and has plans to move to the forest moon of Endor and "just take it easy for a while".
Disney has already made plans to continue the Star Wars saga which will begin with; Episode VII "Trying to Remember What Happened Last Because The Movies Are All Out Of Order And It Has Been Like 50 Years Or So Since We Last Saw These Characters." which will be in theaters in 2015.
Here is how Disney says that it will begin..................
A
long
time ago
but not as
long as it was
the first time, in a
galaxy far, far, far, far
away, we last saw, Luke,
Leia, Han Solo, Chewy, C-3PO,
R2-D2, and the Gremlins having a camping
party after Luke killed his father. With the Emperor
dead and Darth Vadar revealed (by the way, great job by
the make-up people in Episode VI they Made James Earl Jones
a white guy and changed his voice to soft) the characters prepare to move on
in Episode VII. It is discovered that the Emperor didn't actually die in the lightning
fight with Darth Vader but did have an epiphany. The Emperor quickly departed the Death
Star and went straight to a doctor who performed a sexchange operation. The new Empress will
be played by Disney icon Annette Funicelloas as Disney wastes no time forcing a social issue. So we begin on the forest moon of Endor, right where we left off
...........................................................................in 1983
A couple of character liberties and casting notes that you should know.
It is learned that Boba Fett (Ryan Gossling) did not die in the big sand monster, The Sarlacc, mouth, as he had not yet been paid.
He immediately went back to Jaba's lair to collect what he could to complete his payment, but all that he could find was the Max Rebo Band; Max Rebo- Piano (Dumbo), Droopy McCool- some random woodwind instrument (Raven Seymone), and Sy Snootles- vocals (Miley Cyrus) who had returned from the sand sea to begin rehearsal.
At that moment, Boba Fett remembered how much his father, Jengo Fett, had loved music while trapped on that rainy planet, Kamino, with all of those people that looked just like him. So Fett becomes the manager of the Max Rebo Band. SPOILER ALERT!!!! At the end of the film Boba Fett lands a gig for The Max Rebo Band. They open for the Jonas Brothers at the rebuilding ceremonies on Coruscant. The Jonas Brothers were actually the Cantina Band from Episode IV "A New Hope".
Admiral Ackbar (Orlando Brown) received a message from the new rebel base about a Sith invasion and wants to send R2-D2 (Atticus Shaffer) and C-3PO (Justin Timberlake) to preview the situation. As part of the deal, Disney had to accept that the droids will wander off at random periods of time so they decided to just send them out to start with. Pretty Smart eh?
Ackbar sends the droids back in time, which is weird because they were already long ago and far away, and they run into a Jedi Knight who claims to have trained Yoda.
Master Gormo (Jiminy Cricket) doesn't believe the Droids' story (about being from the future) mostly because Yoda hasn't been born yet. So, C-3PO concludes that Admiral Ackbar's time machine missed the mark and recommends getting the little English fellow from the Family Guy for the next movie, assuming there is time travel in the script.
Back on the forest moon, Han Solo (Donald Duck) loses the Millenium Falcon in a card game and Luke (Mickey Mouse) gets really pissed because everybody wants to try to pile in his X-Wing Fighter.
Luke bolts when no one is looking leaving the crew to hitch-hike home. Solo sticks out his thumb on the Forest Moon Expressway and Benny the Cab (last seen in Who Framed Roger Rabbitt) pulls over and picks them up.
There seems to be some argument about who will sit in the front seat as Lando (King Louie from the Jungle Book) refuses to sit in the back. Leia (Minnie Mouse) allows him to sit up front so that she and Han can make out in the back. Then suddenly the cab lights up, CASH CAB! How well do you think this trio does?
Disney has indicated that appearances will be made, throughout the saga, by many members of the Disney family.
Rumored are:
New Jedi Council
Simba
Piglet
Aladdin
Selena Gomez
Baloo
Goofy
Christina Aguilera
Princes Ariel
Sith Lords
Jafar
Mustafa
Lindsey Lohan
White Rabbit
Hilary Duff
Winnie the Pooh
Geppetto as Darth Iger
Brittney Spears as Darth Iger (transgender)
It is my understanding; that Leia and Han Solo use their winnings from Benny the Cash Cab to get a hotel room where they conceive a son who will one day save the galaxy.
Jacon Solo (Pinocchio) will grow up under the supervision of Chewbacca (Zac Efron) because Han and Leia disappear (contract issues) and Jacon Solo collects role models, portrayed by the White Rabbit, Tweedledee, Tweedledum, and Jessica Rabbit.
Because Jacen Solo is raised by these pot heads and freaks, the Star Wars saga fades into a hooka induced haze and the Caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland narrates Episode VIII "We Feel As If We Have Lost All Direction On This..... But People Are Still Lining Up At The Box Office, So We Will Keep Making Movies".
We Are!..........................................Disney!
(Matthew McConaughey wanted to yell that... but Disney wouldn't let him. He was contracted by Warner Bro's. for that film)
The galaxy is transformed into a happy place full of dreams and rainbows, inundated with subliminal sexual messages and social political messaging suitable for no one. The tipping point comes in Episode IX "No One Has Any F#%@*ng Idea What Is Going On Anymore" when the Mad Hatter is using a public restroom and Scrooge McDuck enters the adjoining stall and taps his foot.
On a side note, Disney is trying to locate Charlie the Unicorn for a cameo appearance in Episode IX.
God, I hope the Mayans were right.
In Theaters 2015-2020.